gaylorsie:

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe…

cryptotheism:

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

yuyuuyuyuu:

if anybody has beef with me, it’s one-sided. i do not care. i do not have the energy. i am tired.

eboypilf:

canthaveshitingotham:

throwingmuses:

*touching your fandom-related tattoos* promise youll stop for me 🥺

fuck you

respect this or get the hell out of my life

op fuck you and look at my kermit tramp stamp

pleckthaniel:

Favorite genre of post

littlemut:

tyjrose:

sleepimali:

Just me?

ohevoyev:

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

archipelagoofliterarynonsense:

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

arealliveghost:

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep